Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Cleveland Browns.

Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?

A: To The Browns Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Canton have a professional football team?

A: Because then Cleveland would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

You Know When You're a Browns Fan When....

Your idea of fine cuisine includes keilbasa and Stroh's beer

You think the Antichrist walks among us and moved to Baltimore in 1995

You refer to Pittsburgh as a Third World nation

You have to look at a map before you realize Cincinnati is NOT in Kentucky

You think political correctness involves using the term "certain ethnic" when telling a joke

You believe plastic lawn flamingos are essential in any landscaping project

Your second car is completely dissolved by salt by the time April rolls around

You believe the Second Coming meant the Browns returning in 1999

The phrase "lake effect" strikes terror in your heart

You actually remember when Dennis Kucinich was mayor

You see nothing wrong with wearing white sox with black shoes, even when wearing a tux

Party music involves an accordion

You always knew you lived in the Rock n Roll Capital of the World

You know more about Frankie Yankovic than Weird Al Yankovic

Tourists ask you what time the river catches fire

You don't really know any homosexuals, you just know that there are a lot of them in Lakewood.

You know you don't really have an accent, the rest of the world does.

You hear there are always famous people in town, but you have never seen one.

You hate country music, don't know anyone that does like country music, and yet GWAR just won the country music station of the year.

You take credit for Cedar Point even though it is 2 hours away.

You honestly believe that Cleveland is the best city in the world.

The Tri-C jingle "students for life" scares the hell out of you.

You take Dead Man's Curve at 60 mph holding your breath.

You know about the Eastside/Westside rivalry, but don't really understand it.

"Good Morning from the Buzzard Morning Zoo" is a jingle you'll never forget.

Your neighborhood schools went without sports because all the senior citizens refused to pass the levies.

You actually know how to pronounce Cuyahoga.

You can't tell Brook Park, Brooklyn, or Old Brooklyn apart.

You see Christmas lights still up in July.

You love BW-3, but have no clue what the heck weck is.

You find yourself singing "Garfield 1-2323" in the shower.

You're still dumbfounded by the Leaping Fountain in Tower City.

You have never ridden in a taxi.

You wear shorts the first day of the year it isn't below 30 and snowing, just because you can.

You have gotten 3 speeding tickets, and they are all from the mile long stretch of a suburb named Linndale.

You have no idea how exactly to get to the Flats, you just kind of end up on a bank and start partying.

You really don't know what the Warehouse District is, you just know that it's a great place to party.

You know who the Jake really is

You hate Baltimore and you have never been there.

St. Patty's Day is your number one holiday, and you aren't Irish.

You're still relishing 1987 when we ALMOST made it to the Super Bowl.

You counted down with the monument in Tower City to the exact second in 1999 when the Browns came back.

You heard Bill Clinton and Drew Carey love Parma Pierogies, but you have yet to ever eat there.

You know Tower City isn't a city at all.

You're Polish.

Stories of Little Italy still send chills down your spine.

At least half of your wardrobe is Tribe apparel.

After you take a crap and wipe your butt, you smell your hands to see if they need washed.

you visit Cincinatti and the average IQ in both cities raise.

Your the smartest kid in fifth grade..(of course your 18!!)

A bad day means your pencil is missing and there is a tampon tucked behind your ear.

Chipped teeth is a sign that you own a vibrator

You ask for your pizza to be cut into 6 pieces..because you could never eat 12

You drink your pepsi hot because you cant fit ice cubes into the bottle.

You think cheerios are "donut seeds"

You cant go water skiing because you cant find a lake with a slope on it.

You return a scarf because its "too tight".

You think the capital of Ohio is "O"